Reasons why I never visit my rich friend

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Reasons why I never visit my rich friend

Once while visiting a very rich friend, the maid approached me...

Question: "What would you like to have? Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Cappuccino, Frappuccino, or Coffee?"
Answer: "Tea please"

Question: "Ceylon tea, Indian tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Iced tea or green tea?"
Answer: "Ceylon tea"

Question: "How would you like it? Black or white?”
Answer: "White"

Question: "Milk, or fresh cream?"
Answer: "With milk”

Question: "Goat's milk, or cow's milk"
Answer: "With cow's milk please."

Question: "Freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow?"
Answer: “Um, I'll just take it black.”

Question: “Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?"
Answer: "With sugar"

Question: “Beet sugar or cane sugar?"
Answer: "Cane sugar”

Question:" White, brown or yellow sugar?"
Answer: "Forget about the tea, just give me a glass of water instead."

Question: "Mineral water, tap water or distilled water?"
Answer: "Mineral water"

Question: "Flavored or non-flavored?"
Answer: "I think I'll just die of thirst......"